T-squared: quote of the day

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Saturday, January 12, 2008

“I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.” -Bette Midler

I look just like the girl next door...if you happen to live next to an amusement park. -Dolly Parton

Golden Girl Quote...

Blanche [visited the doctor]: He said he wants to put a pacemaker in me.
Sophia: Everybody's got a nickname for it!

Golden Girls quote.......

[Sophia and Dorothy are in bed together because there is company]

Sophia [coughing]: Dorothy, do you have a cough drop?

Dorothy: No, Ma.

Sophia: A hard candy?

Dorothy: No.

Sophia: A throat lozenge?

Dorothy: Does it say K-mart on the back of my night gown?

Sophia: Actually it does, you cheap skate!